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Prompt: 2020 Status Updates

Ok it's time to take a look into the future. Let's see what the post to social media from myself, friends and family might look like in the year 2020.

January 2, 2020 12:30 pm.

Hangovers suck.


February 11, 2020 3 am

Happy Birthday. Here's hoping you don't need a hoover cab to get home! (or maybe that you will)


April 1, 2020 7 am

Okay, i'll be marrying husband number 5 as soon as the divorce from number 4 is final. Happy April Fool's Day! Don't worry I don't have brain damage, no weddings in the future.


October 31, 2020

Happy Halloween! Time to change out of my bitch persona and turn into something festive like a goblin. Shorty is not so short anymore but she still loves to dress up and see how many people she can get to bend to her will.

December 31, 2020

Another year has passed, and still nothing major has happened unless you count being happy for the entire year.


What will your status updates look like in four years? Want to join in the fun? Visit M3 for details.



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